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This is etiquette.

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via intensional)

fauxx:

 ✖ following back similar! ✖
It’s all messy:
The hair.
The bed.
The words.
The heart.
Life…

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via intensional)

religiousmom:

"your voice is annoying"

Oh thanks, let me just pick up another voice box from the store on my way home today you piece of shit

(via intensional)

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

(via intensional)

Anonymous asked: Hey I have 1 quick question... How do you keep your teeth so nice and white?

My mom works at a dental office and stays hooking teeth whitening stuff up for me :)

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

(via intensional)

praises:

YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL

(via intensional)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via intensional)

guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers

(via urbanitea)